Room 1: Dan and Cathy (Since when does 3 kids mean "man they need some rest"? I've been needing rest since kid #1! I had a few months this summer with both kids waking up in the middle of the night. Not good at all. Plus, newlywed schmulywed...you gotta have a better reason than that. We're all newlyweds at heart, right people?)
Room 2: Rick, Gale and Cate (They're not too weird for Cate. Plus, I like Gale's accent.)
Room 3: Vanessa and Makayla (They can stick together because I don't know them.)
Room 4: Tim, Talon and Tony (The T Room...they can eat toast, play Trouble and paint each other's toenails.)
Room 5: Marilyn, Ricky, Billy and Danny (Give Grandma a taste of the good old days with three little boys. Let's see how she fares this time around.)
Room 6: Cindy, Kennybobby and Melissa (There's a good possibility that baby is still going to need his mama in the middle of the night. Stick Melissa in there so she can have a good taste of what it's like to have a baby wake you up in the wee hours of the morning. Maybe that will help her to put off making Tim a grandpa for another 10 years or so.)
Room 7: Skyler, Stephanie, Suzy and Shaelynn (If you have The T Room you must have The S Room. The girls can paint Skyler's toenails.)
Room 8: Nancy (She needs privacy. Plus, she might meet some nice fellow on the dance floor and decide to bring him back to her room for hot cocoa.)
Room 9: Diane and Kym (They're the only 2 ladies left. Get in some good female bonding time.)
Room 10: Andrew, John and Kevin (This would be the quietest room. Andrew texting. John reading a book. Kevin doing something on the computer.)
On second thought, maybe I'll switch to Room 10. Sorry, Dan.
